TO BE A SQUONK
An Introduction to Squonk Culture
We (Joey and Sam) have started this business to raise awareness of the existence of squonks. We're in the process of writing an informative book on how to join their pack or interact with them, their culture, and just general facts about squonks! We ourselves are proud squonks and even if you were born a human, these generous creatures will accept you if you have the soul of a squonk. Are you ready to find out?
ABOUT US
Our Bio
Joey and I (Sam) are faithful squonks on a journey to spread awareness of our endangered species. When we were very young, our parents were killed by hunters and we were later found and mistaken for ugly ass babies. We were adopted separately and shunned from society until we met each other on Roblox where someone yelled at us for overdosing. Joey and I later met up and were taken over by our squonk instincts to rob the nearest gas station of twinkies and tealights and run into the forest, abandoning our shoes and jackets, to live among the animals. There we met our true brethren, the squonks. These generous creatures accepted us into their pack, and if you're sad, ugly, and lonely too, they'll probably welcome you as well! Take a look at our book (a work in progress!) A Guide to Squonking for more information!
"I want a twinkie to fuck me into oblivion"